Three Poems

By Beverly Frydman

Natural Language

I want to know what the birds are saying
I never minded much before but now
with all the quiet and time to listen
I have decided to care

I am not a natural linguist
I don’t speak to plants I just water them
until they drown, unsuspecting orchids
supposedly hardy spiders

I love my dog but I want her to speak
my language so she can fully explain
why she has the hump and taken offense
to a bumbling seeing eye dog

Regarding the birds, I don’t want to know
if they’re parakeets or pigeons or larks
or robins who I hear have filthy mouths
I just want to know the score

The Guardian Asks What Skills Have You Acquired During Lockdown

I have become a spider web hunter
with my extendable feather duster
turquoise microfibre Excalibur
it takes me to places I’d never been

Distant corners of the living room ceiling
someone was obviously partying
dead flies lingering in silver hammocks
no one had bothered to clear it all up

I do stop for a moment of silence
to acknowledge artistic existence
Is every spider’s web one of a kind
we do need to ask ourselves these questions

A bristly swipe will quickly undo
the spider’s life work in a silent coup

What’s New

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Loretta Knopp
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Loretta Knopp
20 days ago

I’m a high school teacher in Vancouver. I chose “The Guardian Asks . . .” for my grade 12 students to study and write an explication about. They loved it! If you e-mail me, Ms. Frydman, I can send you a few of the best explications! They would also love your feedback, and maybe even a Zoom visit to our English class!

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